2011-2-21 21:51
gebi77
自己是那裏人
自己是那裏人
話說民國初年，戰亂頻繁，雖然如此，有一位老饕仍不改本色，堅持吃遍中國名產。
有一天，他來到南京，準備吃大名頂頂的南京板鴨，進了一著名的板鴨站，
小二連忙過來招呼: "客官，來點什麼?""給我來一隻到地的南京板鴨!"
"是的，馬上來!" 過了一會，小二端上來一隻香味四溢的板鴨，這位老饕待鴨上桌，
不忙開動，卻伸出中指，往鴨屁股一戳，再伸到鼻子一聞:
"喂!小二啊!這不是南京板鴨嘛!這鴨是北京的!""喔!抱歉!我馬上給您換一隻!"
又過了一會，小二又端上一隻香味四溢的板鴨，這位老饕又伸出中指，
往鴨屁股一戳，伸到鼻子前聞一聞: "嗯~這才是到地的"南京"板鴨!"
這時只見小二把褲子一脫，一臉誠懇地說 "客官!我從小因戰亂而無父無母，從來不知道自己是那裏人……"
2011-3-28 05:46
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